Anonymous: A Commentary on My Life from the Queen Bitch Bee

Looking forward to lunch

Chili in my thermos and cookies in my bag

God, that looks like dog food

Excited to see a movie with friends

Acting cute and feeling cuter

Glad to see you’re dressed normal for once

Rested, refreshed, and ready

Never late, never cheated, never broken a rule

You’ll do my homework, right, friend?

Hanging out with friends

Delicious food and even better company

Are you sure you’re finished? Don’t wanna lick off the crumbs?

Have a simple question

Forced to stay silent and wait

Don’t you know you can’t approach me in public?