Jordan Forehand: Jesus was a White Republican Man

No respectable Christian watches Rupaul

Supporting a drag queen?

-now that’s just plain wrong

We need to keep fighting

And keep building walls

To keep out the colors

That are taking our jobs

Jesus was Republican

Didn’t you know that?

Right now he’s in heaven

Wearing a “Great again” hat

So support all the good that presidents doing

Fighting “shithole” countries

And cheating on women

He’s putting God back in the White house

Putting God back in focus

You’re a sinner for voting against someone so divinely chosen

This is what we fought for

This is where we belong

Freedom never meant

Freedom for all

Freedom means freedom

If you’re white and a man

Because Jesus was white

That’s all I’m saying